A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.
That's a heavy drink, what's the matter? Asks the barman.
Ijust caught my best friend shagging my wife!
Wow, have another one on the house. What did you do?
I told her to pack her stuff and leave!
God you must be gutted, here have another on the house. What about your best mate?
I looked him straight in the eye and shouted -
" BAD DOG " 
