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MAN'S BEST FRIEND
by jackdaw @ 2007-06-06 - 09:00:27

A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.

That's a heavy drink, what's the matter? Asks the barman.

Ijust caught my best friend shagging my wife!

Wow, have another one on the house. What did you do?

I told her to pack her stuff and leave!

God you must be gutted, here have another on the house. What about your best mate?

I looked him straight in the eye and shouted -

" BAD DOG "   

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P-NutP-Nut [Member]
2007-06-07 @ 14:41

that must be the sickest joke I've ever heard..... bestiality eeww!!! I telling it to everyone... ha ha ha.

jackdawjackdaw [Member]
2007-06-07 @ 15:02

Looks like we both have the same warped sense of humour lol

Jack x x

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