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THE PERFECT ENGINE
by jackdaw @ 2007-05-31 - 11:19:53

"WHAT IS THE PERFECT ENGINE?"

ANSWER: A FANNY

WHY?

BECAUSE

IT FITS ANY SIZE PISTON!
IT'S SELF LUBRICATING!
STARTS WITH A FINGER!

AND! WAIT FOR IT!

DOES IT'S OWN OIL CHANGE EVERY FOUR WEEKS  

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P-NutP-Nut [Member]
2007-05-31 @ 11:40

Thank you!!

jackdawjackdaw [Member]
2007-05-31 @ 11:46

MY PLEASURE

Jack x x

Chyna_DollChyna_Doll [Member]
2007-05-31 @ 12:03

:))

If it's self lubricating, why does shops sell lubricants? :P

jackdawjackdaw [Member]
2007-05-31 @ 12:30

WELL CD ISN'T THAT DOWN TO WHAT TYPE OF PISTON YOU USE, IT MAY ACCOMODATE ALL SIZES BUT IT DOES DEPEND ON HOW WELL THE PISTON AND ITS ASSOCIATED PARTS WORK !!!

LMAO

:-))

Jack x x

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Chyna_DollChyna_Doll [Member]
2007-05-31 @ 15:37

Ah I see... ;) So true.

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