1.YOUR BALD YOUR WHOLE LIFE
2.YOU HAVE A HOLE IN YOUR HEAD
3.YOUR NEIGHBOURS ARE NUTS
4.THE GUY BEHIND YOU IS AN ASSHOLE

AND MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE

5.EVERYTIME YOU GET EXCITED YOU THROW UP AND FAINT!!

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I KNOW ITS SIMILAR TO THE LAST ONE BUT COULDN'T RESIST