Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to
> death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the
> inevitable, when suddenly...
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> "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of eet."
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> "Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee".
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> So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune and
> there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon. There's raw
> bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double
> smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat you can imagine!!
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> "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree".
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> "Luis, are sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, don' forget".
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> "Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell of bacon...ees
> no meerage, ees a bacon tree".
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> And with that.....Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5
> metres, with Pepe following more slowly at a distance, when suddenly a
> machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear
> he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn
> Pepe with his
dying
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> "Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree"
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> "Luis, Luis mi amigo...what ees eet?"
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> "Pepe...ees not a bacon tree....
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> Ees, a Ham Bush"