Tiger woods drives his BMW into a petrol station. The attendant being clueless about golf and has never heard of Tiger Woods, greets him with his usual pleasant smile. Tiger nods and bends to pick up the pump nozzle. As he does two tees fall out of his pocket.
'What are those for?' The attendant asks.
Tiger replies 'They're tees to rest my balls on when i'm driving'.
'Blimey the attendant gasps. 'BMW think of fuckin everything!'
