Mad Mary agin had robbed a wheel chair and started speedin round the mental ward. As she rounds a corner Dopey Dave jumps out with his hand up and stops her. Can I see your license, Mad Mary reverses back and shoots off at high speed cackling in her usual high pitch tone, with a sense of pride that she evaded capture.
Weaving in and out of the loons she rounds another corner and Nutty Nigel jumps out and stops her. Can i see your insurance, agin Mad Mary reverses back and shoots off at high speed shouting, you wont catch me.
Well as you can imagine she's havin' a whale of a time knockin' over trollies and bed pans as she goes, but to her horror she's been spotted by the orderly, so off she zooms, you guessed it, she rounds another corner but this time Big John is standin' there, stark bollock naked with the biggest erection you've ever seen. Mad Mary stops dead in her tracks and says;
" NOT THE BREATHALYZER AGAIN "
