by jackdaw
@ 2007-04-12 - 10:49:18
A woman stands at the gates of heaven when she hears horrible screams coming from inside. Saint Peter appears and says as you have been a good person all your life you may enter. The woman asks tentitively why are there screams coming from inside, to which Saint Peter replies, its the new angels having holes drilled in their backs and heads so they can have their wings and halos fitted.
Sod that she said, i'd rather go to hell. Saint Peter a little bit shocked at her response tries to persuade her otherwise. He says in hell you will be raped and buggered, to which she replies;
" YEH BUT I ALREADY HAVE HOLES FOR THAT "
2007-04-12 @ 11:03